Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bush Bashing

Apparently the lords of late night television are still clinging to the administration which made their jobs just a little bit easier:

Well, recently, that evil Hugo Chavez from Venezuela slipped President Obama a book that is printed in Spanish. But President Obama does not read or speak Spanish. It would be like handing George W. Bush any book. - David Letterman

Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will appear together on stage in Toronto for a two-hour, friendly debate. Each side gets to pick a topic, so the first hour will be centered on the international banking crisis. The second hour will be dedicated to NASCAR trivia. -Jimmy Fallon

Earlier this week, there was a reunion of Bush Administration officials in Dallas, Texas. Because there is one team you want to put back together, am I right? You bet, buddy! - David Letterman

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Americana: Not Everyone Deserves Paris

A tale from the blogosphere that is more cringe worthy than amusing:

When I lived in Paris, my sister and her husband came to visit. They were going to Deauville the next day and wanted to buy stuff for a picnic lunch.

I sent them to the still-open markets at Les Halles (this was the early ’80s). They came back empty-handed. “Disgusting,” they announced.

I sent them to the supermarchĂ©. “So much better,” they declared. “Everything was wrapped in plastic!”

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Good Riddance


Jon Stewert reacts to Rush Limbaugh's announcement
that he is leaving NYC

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