A Typewriter at Large

This ephemeral style guru is most frequently spotted mincing along Greyfriars with a pashmina draped foppishly around his throat (he needs to keep his voice box cosy). You can catch looks such as this (and other threateningly hip ensembles) at St. Andrews Aquarium. It is quite feasible that you would not consider a giant fish bowl to be the epicentre of metrosexual chic...but now you know better....